States." Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?" Man: "My entire body."
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? - "Do you swear to
pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great
mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff
with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? - To avoid scenarios
like: "Houston, we have a problem!" - "What is the problem?" - "Yeah,
great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
What would you call a person who had no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There
was no chemistry.
Now my dear enjoy your day. Did you know you are beautiful? I bet you
do, now smile dear because you are the best. Don't forget to come back
again.
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